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April 1 is the day to poke fun at each other in a lighter vein. A day that transcends you to the fun filled world, where you practice your best sense of humour. The day lightens your burden and leaves you smiling at every prank or a joke. Hold yourself, for you will be beside yourself with joy and laughter after reading these jokes and also brighten up the day of your friends by sending these Smses.

April Fool SMS

1)      This is MAGIC.

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3)      You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year

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Ek Sardar apni wife se:
Agar hakomat mairay hath main ho to main mulak ki taqdeer badal doon.

Sardarni:
Tusi pehley salwar to badal lo, subah se meri pahan k ghoom rahe ho.

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Tomorrow the Whole World Will Celebrate
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

Wait for another 9 hours

It’s ur Birthday: April 1

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Sorry
aap ko disturb kiya!
Laikin
aik urgent
kaam tha

Kya aap apni aik photo abhi bhaij saktay hain???

Yaar ham log taash khail
rahay hain.
or joker ka patta gum ho gya hai!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY

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Hanuman Jayanti is the birthday of Lord Hanuman and it is observed on the full moon (Purnima) day in the Hindu month of Chaitra (March – April) as per traditional lunar Hindu calendar. In 2010, the date of Hanuman Jayanthi is March 30. In 2010 it is doubly auspicious as the Jayanti day falls on Tuesday or Mangalwar which is dedicated to Hanuman.

Hanuman Jayanti SMS

Janam Divas Ram Bhakt Hunumaan ka,
Jalayi Vishal Lanka jisne sirf apni poonch se..
Janam Divas hai uss Balwaan kaa.
Badhai ho Janam Divas Hunumaan Ka!

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Yatra yatra raghunatha kirtanam;
Tatra tatra kritha masthakanjalim;
Bhaspavaari paripurna lochanam;
Maarutim namata raakshasanthakam

Hanuman Chalisa

Chaupaii

Jai Hanuman gyan gun sagar
Jai Kapis tihun lok ujagar
Ram doot atulit bal dhama
Anjani putra Pavan sut nama

Mahabir vikram Bajrangi
Kumati nivar sumati Ke sangi
Kanchan varan viraj subesa
Kanan Kundal Kunchit Kesha

Hath Vajra Aur Dhwaja Viraje
Kaandhe moonj janeu saaje
Sankar suvan kesri Nandan
Tej prataap maha jag vandan

Vidyavaan guni ati chatur
Ram kaj karibe ko aatur
Prabhu charitra sunibe ko rasiya
Ram Lakhan Sita man Basiya

Sukshma roop dhari Siyahi dikhava
Vikat roop dhari lank jalava
Bhim roop dhari asur sanhare
Ramachandra ke kaj sanvare

Laye Sanjivan Lakhan Jiyaye
Shri Raghuvir Harashi ur laye
Raghupati Kinhi bahut badai
Tum mama priya Bharat-hi-sam bhai

Sahas badan tumharo yash gaave
As kahi Shripati kanth lagaave
Sankadhik Brahmaadi Muneesa
Narad Sarad sahit Aheesa

Yam Kuber Dikpaal Jahan te
Kavi kovid kahi sake kahan te
Tum upkar Sugreevahin keenha
Ram milaye rajpad deenha

Tumhro mantra Vibheeshan maana
Lankeshwar Bhaye Sab jag jana
Yug sahasra yojan par Bhanu
Leelyo tahi madhur phal janu

Prabhu mudrika meli mukh mahee
Jaladhi langhi gaye achraj nahee
Durgam kaj jagat ke jete
Sugam anugraha tumhre tete
Ram duwaare tum rakhvare
Hot na agya binu paisare
Sab sukh lahai tumhari sarna
Tum rakshak kahu ko darna

Aapan tej samharo aapai
Teenon lok hank te kanpai
Bhoot pisaach Nikat nahin aavai
Mahavir jab naam sunavai

Nase rog harae sab peera
Japat nirantar Hanumat beera
Sankat se Hanuman chhudavai
Man Kram Vachan dhyan jo lavai

Sab par Ram tapasvee raja
Tin ke kaj sakal Tum saja
Aur manorath jo koi lavai
Soi amit jeevan phal pavai

Charon jug partap tumhara
Hai parsiddh jagat ujiyara
Sadhu Sant ke tum Rakhware
Asur nikandan Ram dulare

Ashta siddhi nav nidhi ke data
As var deen Janki mata
Ram rasayan tumhare pasa
Sada raho Raghupati ke dasa

Tumhare bhajan Ram ko pavai
Janam janam ke dukh bisraavai
Antkaal Raghuvar pur jayee
Jahan janam Hari Bhakt Kahayee

Aur Devta Chitt na dharahin
Hanumat sei sarv sukh karahin
Sankat kate mite sab peera
Jo sumirai Hanumat Balbeera

Jai Jai Jai Hanuman Gosain
Kripa Karahun Gurudev ki nayin
Jo shat bar path kare koi
Chhutahin bandi maha sukh hoi

Jo yeh padhe Hanuman Chalisa
Hoye siddhi saakhi Gaureesa
Tulsidas sada hari chera
Keejai Nath Hriday mahn dera

Doha

Pavan Tanay Sankat Harana Mangala Murati Roop
Ram Lakhan Sita Sahita Hriday Basahu Soor Bhoop

Hanuman Jayanti Wallpapers

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The Sri Ram Navami festival is a Hindu festival celebration of the birth of Lord Rama. Rama Navami celebrated on the ninth day of the waxing moon in the month of Chiatra Shuklaoaksha Navami, all over India.Rama was the son of king Dasharath. It was a joyous occasion in Ayodhya all those centuries ago when King Dasharath’s son Rama was finally born. Ayodhya, the birth place of Lord Rama. You can send the ram navami following sms to your relatives and friends.

Sri Rama Navami SMS

Ram ji ki jyoti se noor milta hai
Sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai
Jo bhi jata hai ram ji ke dwar
Kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
“Happy Ram Navami”.
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Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar,
Suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
Chanda ki chandni,apano ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko
Ramanavami ka tyohar.

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Happy Ram Navami.
May Lord Ram Bless you on Ram Navami and Always
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Ram jinka naam hai, Ayodhya jinka dhaam hai,
Aise raghunandan ko, hamara pranam hai
Aapko aur apke parivaar ko Ram Navami ki haardik shubhkaamnaye.

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Navratri SMS

Maa Durge,Maa Ambe,Maa Jagdambe,Maa Bhawani,M aa Sheetla,Maa Vaishnao,Maa Chandi,Mata Rani meri aur apki manokamna puri karey.HAPPY NAVRATRA

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May your life be filled with happiness on this pious festival of Navratri,
Happy Navratri!

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Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’

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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by

hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Navratri

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Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil
me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka
tyohar!

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Ugadi SMS

This Gudi Padwa,

may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk,

wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,

happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.

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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations,

have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.

Best Wishes for Gudi Padwa

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Yugadiya Bannagalu Baraly He Varusha Nimma Bhalali

Masadiraly Yendendigu He Hrudaya Rangoli
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He Yugadiyendu Ninna Bhalina Bhaleleya Mele

Truptiya Mrustannave Seegaly Happy Ugadi

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